I’m glad it annoys you. You’re still fucking wrong.

For the record a minority of Americans voted for orange hitler, about 23% of the total population.

Unfortunately a majority of Americans supported him even if they didnt vote for him.

You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Describing a haka as a religious display is completely inaccurate.

I’ve performed them at weddings, birthday parties, and before every rugby match. It’s a display of culture and history.

This one is my favorite so far

They’re either gonna teabag me sitting on the couch or in the middle of the night when I’m asleep, might as well get it over with.

You’re correct. I totally thought they were talking about Noem at first.

That is until Powell leaves and a pure Trump lackey replaces him. Then they’re truly fucked.

Leave in Robert Shaw instead and I’m sold.

Who is now played by a completely silent Walton Goggins

putting them at risk of closing

You mean the thing they very clearly want to happen? I’m absolutely shocked.

The music that plays when Sonic the Hedgehog is drowning. I have never missed an alarm with that sound.

Harvard should announce a Chicken Taco Day at the commissary.

Mike, PLEASE go watch some porn already and jerk one out. Maybe that’ll clear the shit in your brains and the evil in your heart.

His son gets an alert on his phone and looks down in shame.

I wonder when Musk will realize that he is probably going to die in a Salvadoran prison.

Hey, some of us are working. Let’s keep the boner material to a minimum.

I just started using “Obama Suit” or the “Obama Card” instead.

but it is apparently okay to do so as long as they don’t call it that

For a HUGE chunk of the population even that’s okay, as long as someone they don’t like is getting stabbed harder.

Unless someone has seen Miller with a cast on, it wasn’t him. That limp dick Nazi would snap his wrist just thinking about hitting someone.

I again challenge Stephen Miller to a cage match to the death

I don’t see anything about this image that implies AI.

Ol Violet Beauregard definitely gave me a bit of pause.

It took Republicans a solid 6 or 7 years to catch up to Eric Cartman.

Begins furiously researching necromancy