I gonna go out on a limb here and say that there will be two camps of games that leverage mouse mode: games that try to leverage all of the joycon gimmicks and will likely feel forced, and games that will be just fine using a standard desktop mouse. Think FPS games etc.

Either way I agree that there will likely be a bunch of third party shells etc to make it more ergonomic.

Oh I’m sure there’s a mountain of monkeys’ paws just curling up a storm somewhere.

It ain’t worth it.

NES Megaman death sound.

Oh shit, I thought that was just my tinnitus.

This. My feet are very wide. Every once in a while I’ll find a good fit (usually have to go overly long), and hope that the style is manufactured for more than a year. Otherwise it’s a nightmare finding an actual fit.

Insta-ban from Moms Against Liberty.

What? No! Always front to back. smh my head

Showers/tubs are much more practical.

It’s all the CIA’s fault!

mental gymnastics intensifies

How insidious! The two standing in for the three is particularly damning. They think us all fools! Thank you for breaking that down for us, we truly are surrounded on all sides.

Hang on, put this in your ear.

it’s not actually different hardware/architecture compared the the switch.

Someone should notify Nintendo. They went through all the trouble of emulating Switch software on the Switch 2 hardware. Had they known it was the same architecture they could have saved themselves the trouble.

Yeah, Shuckle!

I cannot wish enough ill upon them.

Not with that attitude. C’mon, keep trying like the rest of us.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the Texas Central high-speed rail and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at these suggestive punctuation marks. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Except not as charming, nor intelligent.

In my head, it’s Another One Bites the Dust.

I firmly believe that the gene for “wants to do crazy shit” and the gene for “has mad skills” will converge given enough time.

I have to do a double-take every time I try to go on a boring, run of the mill down escalator. (I’m perfectly fine going up.) It’s like I’m waiting for vertigo that never quite comes, just threatens.