Now this is a good political news headline. Not “Biden SLAMS Trump job record”. If I see SLaMs in a headline one more time I’m going to throw up

So obviously fake.

John had long hair in 1975.

Only the good die young

Orange Steal

I was about to say, took him long enough. I was expecting poison.

Hail DuARTe!

Bruh, why your Switch on the floor?

Never tell me the odds!

No true Scotsman…

Is he a linguist tho?

Oh boy! I wonder which form of environmental collapse will cause my death!

I tell my cat she’s the center of the universe. Since space-time wraps around on itself, the known universe doesn’t have a defined center and any point in space can be considered its center. She knows she’s the center of the universe.

Not that I disagree but it’s hilarious to see the contortions about how the indictments are no big deal from the “ZoMG Killary’s gonna get indicted any day now” crowd.

One of my favorite things ever is Ryan Adams having to learn and play Summer of 69 at his concerts because people keep requesting it thinking he is Bryan Adams.

Scott Adams is a human alien hybrid (according to Scott Adams)

Oh man I totally read that as ‘Chicago’s “bisexuality”’

Gonad Vortex double filled Bust-os

Ohhhh yeah baby!

Claim reverse racism and hope for the best?

Kansas City shoutout!

So random