Now, you say that, but… You can’t cycle a premade ebike because they’re not allowed to supply them with hand throttles as that would make it a motorbike.

Make one yourself from a kit, however… Hand throttle, no pedalling!

So you’re saying he acquired it without paying, and is now sharing it?

Yeah, Pepperidge Farm remembers

I’ve never had any need, except for audiobooks. Getting into myanonymouse is just a case of knowing the rules and passing a wee test. Maybe start there?

I have an old Nexus running as a weather station. I just bought a WiFi controlled plug for the power supply so it switches on and off continuously

When even your own daughter hates you

I live in a very bike friendly area and yes, there’s been a massive spike.

Ebikes have made it possible for old people and fat people to enjoy cycling as a hobby, and also others who like the outdoors but not exercise. It’s revolutionary

Yes, but you live in a society where you get fucking shafted for every single thing, your opinion is irrelevant to this article

See - Cluses, Haute Savoie

And the upper Rhone valley in Switzerland for that matter lol

Well that just looks like bad coffee with extra steps

You’d get your point across a lot better if you tried some actual journalism, not some shitty YouTube vid with a ghastly thumbnail. You can’t expect anyone to take that seriously, surely?

It’s like they got a fuckin toddler to cut out pictures of cars 😂

Did your mum stick this on the fridge when you got home, OP?

Yes, if it was an Aston Martin, not a pile of shit that looks like a pig having a seizure

The culture shock is someone thinking this wouldn’t happen in the vast majority of societies lol

On a night out in Newcastle? Absolutely, sweetheart

The entire reason behind the unending popularity of these

Yeah where else would I open a ton of ascii art, followed by “Install, then copy crack to install folder” 😂

Sick born (sic) bro

I should explain, due to my experience in this matter. Frozen peas are better, simply because they float. Canned peas sink, so you can only throw a few at a time

That said, I’ve seen what I am sure was a duck getting brain-freeze from the frozen ones. Can’t be sure but I didn’t imagine the stinkeye

Without looking it up, how many people does 1 commercial flight carry, and how many people does one private flight carry? How much fuel, therefore, is burned per person on each private flight? A private flight that could’ve been done on a commercial flight?

We’ll sit here until you work it out. Don’t worry, we have cheese and a flask of tea

Sorry to be blunt but the pseudo-intellectual above just assumed I was stupid enough to keep a loose projectile in the car. I mean it’s pictured next to a first aid kit.

I shouldn’t have to post a disclaimer every single time along with a pic. “Here’s my car-peas for ducks. Please note that they are secured in the boot of the car where they cannot injure anyone and that feeding peas to young ducks creates a choking hazard and your ducks may be at risk if you do not keep up payments. Anyway enjoy the amusing picture and don’t have nightmares”

A lot of people make the world worse while thinking they’re making it better