99% of my interaction with India is -

“Hello sir my name is Paul Smith. I have been looking at your website and I have discovered it is not optimised for SEO and I would like to offer you the chance to improve your search rankings”

Every. Fuckin. Day.

Two keyboards and the punctuation is broken on both of them? Unfortunate

One of the few albums from my youth I can listen to is Anti-Nowhere League - We are the League

It was a kind of joke album mocking punk music and some of their bigotry and phobias, but of course people took it at face value and thought it was serious.

It’s an absolute work of offensive genius and beautifully produced

See I’ve no idea which Trump is which so I thought this was The Onion and that’s his daughter

Do you carry a fuckin lifejacket too mate, fuck me if you fall into water you’ll sink like a stone

Do you rattle when you walk 😂😂

Someone who cannot appreciate the joy of a Fly Cemetery Biscuit smh

Any idea why Brave does this by default? I didn’t ask it to, but it always opens the ten or so tabs on restart

Even the pastry in the meme is a “pain au raisin” which they’ve just put… icing sugar on top of 🤢

Americans are weird 07

Any accountant will tell you that most businesses can’t write off tax against a normal car, as it’s not a work vehicle, so they buy pickups because vans are impractical for normal use

Oddly enough, my word was “Eccies”

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It’s absolutely 100% your civic duty to immediately leave as many negative reviews everywhere you can for cunts that do shit like this, or it’ll spread like Chlamydia

Wer wer you when Bank Man Fried

The only noctua product I bought was 97% packaging. I think I remember seeing a fan, right enough

Are we just glossing over the colour and plasticity of the cheese too?

Nothing is that orange and shiny

You’re just spamming your own shitty website in all your posts mate. Fuck off back to Reddit, cunts like you are one of the reasons we left.

Cunt

You shouldn’t hate anyone. I don’t.

Would also like one-click “Never show me these fuckin weirdos again” button please

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