

Prepared for what during a nuclear war. There is nobody they could fire on that’s less militarily prepared than they are themselves. I’d be shocked if anyone actually remembers to think about them except when they saber rattle. And even then, it’s not in a worried way like they want. I find myself cheering on every threat like a doting uncle at the special olympics.
I’d originally intended to make the joke that North Korea is like if Canada had a goatee, but Canada has allies.
The saddest part of this was that I’m so used to the creationists’ approach to covid that before finishing the headline, I genuinely assumed it was a woman trying to rid themselves of every ounce of their own DNA in a bid to outfox the government.
That’s where we are right now. Were I correct, I would not have been fazed. I always loathed that movie with everything in me, but I think it’s because I saw it as meaning to entertain rather than to warn.