Duck!

55 here, I’m a regular runner, not a problem, even ½ marathons. However, I can just be walking to work in the most comfortable shoes, and my ankle randomly gives out, I can’t even move. 5 minutes later it’s back to normal heh.

Boobies

It wasn’t to be a coo-rier

Dead end job

He didn’t feel a thing.

Hobbies mainly, we joined a running club (in our 50s). We go running with other couples, some are child free. The child free tend to gravitate towards each other. Perhaps because we have more free time, and tend to accept invitations, and are able to host, as a result.

The weight of his balls slowed him down a fair bit…

They also make Scanning Electron Microscopes.

Autechre

Aren’t shrimps are basically cockroaches of the sea? They’re delicious though lol.

Of course, it’s tacticool’

Floating on something.

Yes that’s basically it. Not one of my proudest moments, so I’ll leave it at that lol.

Being myself, I’m pretty good at it.

Titanium whistle, one saved my life when I was incapacitated and freezing to death.

Minidisc

We used to call these a gender bender.

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Same here, I’m a true bus wanker now!