The tiki bar industry.

Install a mirror in his office. He’ll find the leaker right away.

Sure donny… are the Chinese diplomats in the room with us right now?

Smelly cat, smelly cat… o/~

Says the guy who helped drive the “Ship of America” into the iceberg.

Any Latino who voted for trump deserves what’s coming to them. We tried to warn you all.

The best part of trump being president twice non-consecutively is that he can be in the “top five worst presidents of all time” twice.

So the completely unqualified, dog-killing, trump-butt-kissing, hateful, ignorant, worthless, lying, and corrupt piece of filth - who happens to be the secretary of homeland security got her bag stolen?

I think this reaction sums it up best:

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I have ants. Teeny tiny little ones. I’ve tried sprays, repellents, traps. The sprays only work if I spray the ants directly. The repellants don’t work at all. They ignore the traps. They just won’t go away.

I subscribed to a realm! We built in it for a while but then he didn’t like it anymore. Wanted to move on. Now I’m paying for a realm he doesn’t use.

Ironic is anyone claiming to be a Christian and voting for trump.

Even if they do stick with one game, it’s hard to keep up. My kid has stuck with Minecraft (when he’s not playing his favorite game: NFS Heat) and he always wants to play Minecraft with me, but every time asks me to join, he’s created a new World and started over, and everything I helped him build in the old world is gone.

I always just assumed that “The Busy World of Richard Scarry” took place in the UK, and that was how the UK operated.

trump is a bully. Bullies can’t be trusted to stop bullying by giving them what they want. Once they know they can get something from you by bullying, all they’ll do is keep bullying.

That’s the sign of a healthy democracy! /s

Oh fuck! To be honest I just had a brain fart and had the wrong comedy team in my head there. I coulda’ passed it off as a joke but no - it was early and I wasn’t thinking right. I’ve corrected it now. Thanks.

That’s an insult to the three stooges.

Never proven, and his accusers’ stories were all rescinded or filled with so many discrepancies and holes, they never could stand in court.

Essentially, he was an odd dude (who could blame him, after the childhood and life he had), and people took advantage of his oddness to frame him and get at his money.

The real mom was the friends we made along the way.

“Oligarchy” is quite a big word for conservatives. They probably think it has something to do with oil. (and I guess in a way, it does)