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Cake day: June 18th, 2023

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  • Congratulations!

    Your issue just dropped in my priority list

    Because:

    • You’re being a smartass
    • You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
    • You messaged me after work hours
    • You can solve the issue yourself
    • It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
    • I just don’t like you personally

    I’ll revisit it:

    • After lunch break
    • Tomorrow
    • When I’m done with my current project/task
    • When I feel like it
    • When you resubmit the issue politely/with reproduction steps
    • Never

    Thank you and:

    • Have a good day
    • Good luck
    • Eat shit
    • Go fuck yourself