I think he’s referring to the wizard of Oz…

honk

Need heart to break a heart

He’s doin the lords work…and by lord I mean Sylvanus

Hey thanks man, those two years flew!

It’s always sheriff’s. The ironic lack of accountability due to it being a democratically elected position is pretty wild.

This one especially

My brother just had a baby and he’s so damn bummed.

Pretty sure the smart folks waited till they could provide for their kid well before finding out they couldn’t even have any. Implying that even if they did that kid would have been outnumbered by the mass breeding of fuckwits who’s only objective in life was rawdoggin after a good time.

It actually feels crazy that I know dudes who emulate the idiots from the beginning montage almost exactly. They didn’t used to be that way, it ramped up the last couple years

I hate it here 😭

Whilst I knew them empathizing was what came naturally but thinking back on some of those cases, those dudes were not the greatest folks. Like of course they were basically kids being like 19 on average but I’d bet money some of those girls were doing it cuz these dudes were aggro

I mean yea but the dystopia doesn’t feel that boring these days

Oh sick can we get the yaogui on the flag too?

More interestingly, it’s also pretty common for girls who wanna leave their man to push him into service so she doesn’t have to deal with him after. In boot we had a wall of dear John’s 2 weeks in

Also Marines are Navy, so…technicality?

Brother those are shuttles and a space station…and mushrooms?

Your autocratic intentions remain in mystery

Cool, I want a racecar

Did you guys just make math cool?..I’m horrified

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