I love imagining him being legitimately confused every night over this. Like, “I don’t get it! I said Biden was evil 3 times, said I’d support Trump, AND am not woke. Why don’t they like me???”

There’s a book called How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler that covers this stuff. Don’t think it’s comprehensive enough to actually invent everything from scratch, but still a fun read.

Because years ago, Ronald Reagan tied conservatism to Christianity and many Americans got it in their head that you need to vote red to be a good Christian. Regardless of what their Holy book actually teaches. The GOP might not help them much, but at least they’re against the evil gays and communism.

It just says “groupa boykissera” in the Russian alphabet. Transliteration.

It is kind of fucked up. It’s one thing if someone is being abusive/combative and you’re filming them for your own safety, but so many videos are of mentally ill people or addicts acting weird but not harming anyone. People in the US constantly harp on about china’s social credit system, while basically making their own crowd sourced version without any limitations.