I have three black cats, and I’m fond of evil.

You need to amass one kilogram of your own feces in a ceremonial bag for the power to take effect.

Republicans telling us who they are again.

Don’t forget soon!

I really like the black jellybeans.

Almost any space, or nature documentary. Narration has that soporific element.

My cats would push the button. No question.

Conservatives are the dumbest people on the planet. I weep for the future.

Our present is pretty dystopian to be fair.