Paul Wesley Is hands down the best Kirk. I will die on this hill.

Babs Olusanmokun is amazing. I would watch that guy read a cookbook. If he did an audiobook of War and Peace, I’m willing to bet I could get through it and enjoy it.

And it takes staggeringly little to bribe them. Barret is worth like 2.5 million. Clarence Thomas is worth like 2.1 million. These aren’t even rounding errors to actuall rich people. Hell, if I were a morally bankrupt sociopath with extensive insider trading information, and no consequences for my actions, like Thomas, I sure as hell would have made a LOT more money in the amount of time he’s been on the court.

You’ve got my vote!

Thus solving the problem once and for all

Shell made 40 billion in profits in 2022. 100 million is one quarter of one percent of that. That’s what they couldn’t spare to even look like they were trying to help the environment. The things that should be done to these executives would probably get me banned from Lemmy if I said. Fuck these villainous asshats with broken glass.

I’ll think of like 6 sentences, but by the time I’m through with the third one, I can’t remember the next 3.

It takes time to gather enough suitable orphan souls after all.

Preheat the pan before adding the oil/butter

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say before that, we should have elected Al Gore in 2000. Oh wait, we did elect Al Gore in 2000.

I do ok, but all my debt and bills are telling me I need to get on this gravy train

Corporations are people, my friend. But not like that!

I’m sure the $1500 fine they receive will teach them a lesson, and this will never happen again.

/s

This is probably an unpopular opinion. But seriously tho.

I also want to give them free housing and jobs. Just leave me alone at the goddamn intersection.

I’d like to save. But I am emotionally starved.

Wait, that’s me! One sex please…

Not with that attitude

Seems trustworthy

I want to go to there…

“The Supreme Court follows some of the financial disclosure rules mandated for lower courts judges, but in a statement earlier this year, the justices indicated that they believed they were doing so voluntarily. The justices are also not subject to other procedures used in lower courts to address potential conflicts of interest.”

I don’t see what could possibly go wrong.

“Chief Justice John Roberts and other members of the court – as well as many Republicans on the Hill – have signaled that they believe that the justices can be trusted to police themselves on ethical issues.”

As is clearly supported by the evidence.

“The new report is the broadest look yet at how Thomas’ social circle has funded – with limited disclosure to the public – a regular stream of extravagant excursions and events since he became a Supreme Court justice. These costly trips and travel perks often went unreported on the justice’s financial disclosure forms, ProPublica said in its investigation.”

Wait, wut?