Ich bin ein Amerikaner du Holzkopf… (I’m an American you big dummy) I know isn’t easy, but does that mean you need to give up on getting out?

I met someone here in Germany, they told me a few years ago they were about to be deported. They told authorities if they got sent home, they would kill thelselves. They currently have a german passport and work at the steel mill here in town.

I know that isn’t the right thing to do, but some people have no other option, other than to risk it all.

If I lived in the US I’d be packing my shit asap

Don’t show this to PugJesus

PB & J, I mean yeah, tried and true, but it’s odd that peanuts and berries go well together when both are squished 😅

My court house and my apartment building are older than America xD

Do tell more!

Let me guess, if I swallow a pearl and trip in, I’m gonna find a big titted centapede?

A lot of Germans and Russians here

Reading this made me yawn

All the joy from that puppy dog eyes is gone.

She’s about to fight Tanjiro

Gold. This comment is gold.

Tell that to the Gray Fox!

It is when your tripping balls off bubby’s coke

Some would say she got the Princess Di treatment

He at no point mentioned “with ballsack” lucky bastard got a freebee

What, no windows to fall out of?

Trumps rage isn’t that of America, he is all ruZZian. All day everyday Agent K.

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It’s cold and rainy…