Aaah you’re right. I’m being a pissy shit today. I’ll apologize to OP next time I’m in the portajohn

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Heh heh, benis

I think i would handle that with a shop vac. Suck em up, take the vac outside near the bird feeder, maybe even prime the birds with a little scattered seeds, then open the shop vac and walk briskly away

Les Mis intensifies

Amazing.

Five stars. No notes

What is truly frightening is honey bees, bumble bees, Carpenter bees, paper wasps, yellow jackets, and hornets banding together to sing STING the shit out of the weasels that have made the forest unliveable

E: duck you Gboard, duck you to tell

There is no Rosetta Stone for zoomer brain rot (?)

I just realized, that’s me.

I’m that friend

Making silly whispered comments about minor speaking errors or, barring that, puns. So many puns

For those with short attention spans, it’s paraquat

Me, looking at humanity

Grand Master (chess) > Game Master > Literal dog shit > General Motors

Better? ;-)

Broke: Conditioning your vampire children to be immune to all religious symbols through exposure therapy

Woke: Seeing religious symbols in mundane objects everywhere because your vampire father thought exposure therapy was a good idea

Bespoke: Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett

(I’m old and don’t fully understand this format, but I like to join in)

Not annoyed, but i enjoy annoying red hats by taking about how much I appreciate BLM. As soon as they start spouting off I start talking about how we camped on Bureau of Land Management land out west and it was great.

Alternatively, how Brennan Lee Mulligan is a great GM

Also Game Master > General Motors

Isn’t piece slang for cob?

that’s a moot point

Lol

On the topic of suppressing testosterone: it doesn’t work like that. It works the opposite way in fact. Biological males have estrogen, but the testosterone suppresses its effects.

Ooooh, flight fire with fire

“SoY LoWeRs yOuR TeStOsTeRoNe”

“It doesn’t lower testosterone, it just helps identify the low T beta cucks in the room. Real men™ can drink soy all day with no ill effects. It’s the low T boys that get turned into sissies. They’re not man enough for soy. Joe Rogan talked about it”

NGL I almost deleted it this morning, glad it made you giggle

TW: crude and insensitive joke (hopefully the spoiler tag works lol)

ETA: lemme know if you need this taken down. Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win

!It’s funny, blahaj.zone is full of pussies, and .ml is full of cunts, and yet there’s no dedicated space for women!<