Just send him a video of someone poking a cell phone battery with a knife so he can see what he avoided having happen to his leg.

Like… Just now? They didn’t notice the plan when they PUBLISHED IT??

Let’s crowdfund a farm buyout and turn it into a gay sex forest.

But actually it was democrats who were the slavers! That’s why republicans honor their democrat heritage by flying a traitor flag? Fuck I can’t even keep up with their mental gymnastics.

I can sell you a pyramid scheme startup kit!

I assume white attacked it with the bishop last move and black has no depth perception so they accidentally moved the pawn too far while trying to block.

I think it’s more accurate to say they protect corporate dems.

What if a gay person is looking in a mirror? Is the image still straight?

I love how you can tell exactly how it went down just by looking at the thing. Elon wanted a ton of specific and basically contradictory things, which led to a ton of compromises being made and corners being cut just to get it “done,” and the result is a literally flaming pile of shit.

Kinda feel bad for the engineer that had to bring a toddler’s drawing of a car to life but also fuck man, have some dignity. I’m sure his resume is good enough to go somewhere else if Elon fired him for telling him to pound sand.

Next time I have to explain it to someone I’m going to say it’s literally your phone’s keyboard suggestions with more training data.

Just ask the mole people.

So typically stuff like that happens if supply outstrips demand, and selling the excess would drive prices so low as to cause the farmers to actually lose money overall. Dumping excess keeps prices balanced, so it at least makes sense from an economic standpoint.

Not a problem, just cast yourself in a movie if you have the urge to suck toes (or say the n word).

Fortunately it’s much harder to amend our constitution. It won’t happen, at least not legally, and there will be some sort of pushback.

The only limitation is you have to be outside during the day with the watch exposed a few hours a month or cheat with other light sources.

You really don’t. Maybe other watches use more power but I left my gshock in a drawer for months, maybe even a year and when I took it out the battery was at “M.” Put it on a window sill and it was at H in no time. Haven’t actually seen it in years and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was still alive.

Not really. It’s porn now.

restraining order

Against the sun…? Can you do that??

“Cute” stuff. Not inherently sexual, but motives behind viewing can… Differ.

Did his mom see this movie?

There are, at least last I checked, no actual accounts. Users are anonymous but can pick a username for their posts. Since usernames aren’t locked because there’s no accounts, users use tripcodes to verify their identity. It’s basically a hash. There are tripcode explorer programs so you can search for a particular string and it’ll just brute force a bunch of random codes and show you the relevant ones. This fellow apparently searched for “satanzog.” 5 or 6 string length is pretty easy to find. 8 in all caps is pretty nuts, that one probably took a while to find. Days at least. It reads like a LARP, and 4chan is known for that, but Elon is… Well, let’s say this would not surprise me if it was actually him.

That’s a lot of context but tl;dr this poster is a SERIOUS LARPer and Elon is weird enough to be that guy.

Source: was edgy teen once.