Think about it, smoking is as green as it gets. Think of how much waste every human makes every year and how many animals have to die just to sustain the average human for a year. Think of how much plastic waste the average human makes. If every human lived 20 fewer years, that’s mountains of garbage and billions of creatures saved from extinction.
They seem to go out of their way in The Big Lebowski to misidentify creatures ( possibly to emphasize their stupidity). The “marmot” is actually a ferret, and the “Pomeranian” is actually a Yorkie.
“It’s got electrolytes and shit!”
“Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from OK.”
“His name is Robert Paulson.”
“This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.”
“She’s just polishing the brass on the Titanic, it’s all going down man.”
“People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.”
1 Shut the fuck up, Donny!
3 I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like… freedom.
This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.
Obama could have, should have, codified it into law, but didn’t. This gives the fake liberals something to run on instead of real things like a livable wage or healthcare for all. God I hate this fucking country.
The lowest dollar amount on Jeopardy! is $200 now and Alex Trebek has been dead since 2020, but yeah, I think so. Have an updoot.
Like n-word moments from The Boondocks, but on the internet. Far less chance of being shot, but definitely not zero.
In an art appreciation sub (I think it was r/museum) some jackhole said they liked a Van Gogh painting because “it had colors resembling the Ukrainian flag”. I caught a third strike for saying “Fuck Ukraine”. When I explained to the mod that it was because i was sick of political bullshit creeping into everything, and the painting in question was painted 100 years before Ukraine was even a country, he rescinded the ban, but it didn’t matter, it was my third strike on Reddit. I even got a cute little hammer emoji. Yeah, fuck Reddit.
I used to work at Lenovo’s fulfillment center through a temp company. The organization of the place (or lack thereof) is a complete clusterfuck. At the time I worked there, something like 5 to 10% of their inventory was “lost”, as in, it was somewhere in the building, but no one could find it since it’s location is no longer in the system.
I was thinking about this recently. You know the MLK quote about the universe bending toward justice? The eventual heat death of the universe is the only way everything will be equal.
I thought going outside during an earthquake was the wrong thing to do.
I know you probably mean prostitutes or “escorts”, but aren’t porn actors also sex workers? I watch porn all the time, so do a lot of people. I feel sorry for the sad sacks who aren’t “allowed” to look at porn because their significant other is so goddamn insecure, the idea of their partner having their own private thoughts scares the shit out of them.
Is that you, Hank Hill?
Shit. Good catch. I guess it’s been a while.