Top quality shitpost. I consider myself to be the little one.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA you couldn’t make this up

I wish I could be in that sleep deprived state all the time

So that totals about 400 David Mitchells worth of fun

And what is a Fucking Ass?

Actually, they make Britain work too. Baked beans.

Yep.

Hate when this happens

My dreams usually have quite a long story line, except that I tend forget the previous plot points while it’s still happening. Let alone when I wake up.

Of course it was the Russians

On the first pull

Bruh. Anon hit the jackpot job

It means you can mostly just roll on and pretend it didn’t happen

People remember far fewer of your embarassing moments than you do yourself.

Bruh that 3d printer must have been huge

mumsnet. 10 million active users.

It’s so discomfortingly jagged

No paráda! Teď jen potřebujem vlastní .cz instanci…

I’ve caught the whiff of some Linux too…

lost+found