Why not do go-karts or something? Y’know, as long as it’s during business hours.

You’re not here to “get it”, Mr. Burton!

I thought it was Mike Johnson who has the weirdo masturbation pact with his kid?

As I understand it, that’s in large part because of the Cuban expat community, who are mainly a single issue demographic focused on “fuck the Castros”.

“I could, but I won’t”

Exactly. Fuck them.

For anyone who’s only here for the click bait headline, here’s the seven words:

The Democratic Party in Florida is dead.

Apparently when Japan asked what exactly the US wanted out of a trade deal, they couldn’t get a straight answer.

What a loser.

Nah, they’ll just find some way to blame Biden.

I mean, Rupert Murdoch started FOX News specifically to prevent another Watergate, so mission accomplished.

I hate that I’m supporting Modi’s government on anything, but I guess it was inevitable in this case. Tariffman doesn’t have bros, only potential suckers he’s currently buttering up, and people whose dicks he wants to choke on, and Modi’s dick is just too brown for his tastes.

Did anyone really expect differently?

Platypi don’t!

Is this the mythical welfare queen I’ve been warned about my whole life?

Took me a reread to realize the two security officers are named Jim and Bob.

Space Jim’s got a point about the lighting though…

Obviously, because being the target of a genocide 80 years ago gives you a free pass to do whatever you want forever. Russia’s problem is that they’ve never been hit with a genocide themselves, so they don’t get a free pass. /S

What else would you call the progressive displacement of Palestinians, effectively enforced at gunpoint, from their own territory by Zionists?

And that somehow makes it okay for the Palestinian people to get ethnically cleansed?

You don’t see how Israeli Zionists violating nominally Palestinian territory to engage in ethnic cleansing is comparable to Russian revanchists violating Ukrainian territory to engage in ethnic cleansing? Just because Hamas are assholes doesn’t make Israel the good guys here, and the failure to acknowledge this is what drives the accusation of hypocrisy.