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1 hour agoEmpire Earth
Empire Earth
Fucking disgusting
I don’t remember his name either tbh, but if you heard “Doing your mom” in your head like 15 times in a row, then we referenced the same thing
DOING YOUR (GRAND)MOM, DOI-DOING YOUR (GRAND)MOM!!!
‘Everything you just learned was all a lie’
I am embarrassed to be American. But I’m also too poor to do anything about it
Por que no los dos?
Hero of the Imperium indeed
Also works with Gen X and Seinfeld
“To be honest with you Diane, I’m surprised”
“Little Kitten? Is that you?”
-Santodes
Sadly, probably not
Scoop some into a cup and let it melt first, then you can safely drink it 🙂