Fashion advice : banana print oodie, striped pj pants and ugg boots. Just because you recognize the existence of the outside, that does not mean that you necessarily endorse it.

Awwwwww. We like you too.

I’m going to go into the garden and eat worms. Big fat juicy ones, long thin slimy ones, I’m going to eat some wooooorms.

The quiz you’ve all been waiting for

25/50 Prince Phillip - who knew?

My aunt used to have dachshunds. Tough little buggers and excellent hunting dogs, with a built in snap crackle pop kill drive for rats, rabbits and snakes. No, this survival story doesn’t surprise me at all either. I saw the abc article, and she’s a shorthair with good legs and not fat. Show-bred ones are a bit fragile in the back and some have leg and eye issues, but a healthy young one can survive a LOT.

Owwwww.

Add some gin. Kills the germs.

Finally! Marge!

Given the extensive shedding, I think this would be PERFECT for a car collector or similar. Or someone with a horsefloat and a caravan and a boat and a few zillion motorcycles to store undercover.

Nice juicy storm over Trentham right now and heading our way, so maybe the washing machine magic has sorta kinda worked. Most of my washing is pretty much dry and easily tumble dried from here on so happy about that.

It looks like most of the rain will miss us, but I have set a load of washing in progress so here’s hoping!

Thank you. As always, delicious!

Salad of shaved apple & cucumber with a vinaigrette dressing, and hot croissants please. And a cup of tea to go with too please.

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5/10

Popping candy is one of the good new things.

Easter choc of any sort is a built-in disappointment. Tinfoil is no substitute for flavour. Gave up on it years back. Have never regretted it. Wait a couple of weeks and get yourself some of the good stuff and enjoy!

Smiths thin & crispy chips - sour cream and chives flavour - my intellect knows that this is not a proper meal, but my stomach begs leave to differ. Maybe the glass of wine has impaired my stomach’s judgment.

Brian Cox is a god!

AI will never take over the train driver’s job. Just too many variables that require a human brain to deal with. My brother is a train driver. He sure has some stories to tell.

Nice. Maybe cover some cardboard boxes with it for more aesthetic storage. Or spray paint it orange and cover boxes with it.