Just give it a little squeegee on a robot arm to run down its panel every so often

Or the sequel, Doctor Robotnik’s Ring Racers

Then clearly, chicken noodle soup is a stew. /j

Yeah, you’re right, I didn’t really consider those kinds of soups…

You drink a soup, and you eat a stew.

Except… We are punishing Russians? That’s half the point of sanctions, causing economic pain to the people in order to (hopefully) compel the government of said people to play nice.