“Unctuous”, especially when overused on those shows…

Auron and Barrett MAYBE - they haven’t lived easy lives. But Fabool?!?!?!?!

The absence of the comma means Bert and Ernie are brothers and their mom is one of those ladies who married herself, which was a trend for a moment in like, the early 2000s or something.

This is absoplasmic reticulous.

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Moths have many tiny scales on their wings and bodies. Bats just chew right through it.

Health and beauty

I said I don’t MIND. I didn’t say I like it! Lol

Why are they inside of a suitcase? Are they being smuggled? I mean, they are definitely being snuggled.

Your cat has a sick goatee

You can’t be with her, but you can be her friend. When topics come up you can gently educate. But she’s not the one for you. Sorry, OP.

So sorry for your loss, OP. Riley is very beautiful and sounds like a lovely dog. I lost a cat recently and I feel your pain.

Surimi with a bit of melted butter is better than popcorn.

I’m definitely experiencing some weirdness since I migrated. 🤣

I migrated from lemm.ee, and I’m ok with being choked.

There was a bean season, now we have moth season.

Often, sometimes I can’t turn it off. :(

Oh wow you did a great job, mama!

I second Trump’s Razor, this is an easy way to cut through the bullshit