I’m ready.

DuckDuckGo/Bing is pretty bad at finding stuff in my native language. That’s why I use Startpage (and sometimes even Google) more nowadays.

I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.

Same here. There’s many games I want to try/play but they are too expensive.

Even though it’s easier to find information than like 30 years before, kids nowadays do NOT look for news or some other “sensible” information. They watch stupid TikTok videos and things like that (yes yes, there’s always some exceptions). Smartphones has become a big problem in schools. You would know that if you followed the news.