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Cake day: January 26th, 2025

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.todaytoFunny@sh.itjust.worksCame in under budget too.
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    22 hours ago

    I bought a cheap $30 bidet during the pandemic. It was an awful experience. Told everyone how overrated bidets were.

    Then last year, I decided to try again, but this was a top shelf fancy $300 bidet. My god, it was like night and day. My butthole never felt so pristine.

    If you hate bidets, look at the more higher end ones.






  • VitoRobles@lemmy.todaytoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldinsane
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    2 days ago

    I wish I could find that Reddit post about the commenter who called the police every time her ex came by and they literally told her that their arms are tied and there’s nothing they can do. She asked them what will it take for them to act, and the cops said, “Maybe if he tried to kill you.”

    And she even said the restraining order meant nothing to the cops.