Russia is going to strive for world-standard lgbt+ equality initiatives and to implement OGAS for once and for all

I’ve seen Social Democracy get invented again at least five times in this thread

Straight out of Tom Sawyer lmao

Chris Christie did, because he still plays by the 2015 edition rulebook

They expect one eight of us in the wreckage, brother.

Looks like we found what the next step of Putin’s master plan was

Little does he know this just immortalizes his rank

Fuck it, one struggle

Relevant Onion article

And it was less “stumbling into iraq cause we have no clue what we’re doing” and more “If Halliburton and Raytheon make enough money off of all this they’ll donate enough to my staffers and I that we can all customize our cadillacs” (I recommend season 1 of the podcast Blowback if you wanna take a deeper dive)

Imagine the smell

cut off exports of uranium to France

Wasn’t that just a rumor (would rock if true though)

Find a way to stay in touch with the guy you met by rambling about fnaf with him before middle school begins. Also you’re autistic, which DOESN’T mean you’re just dumb as it turns out (and is also the reason why you sketch fnaf maps every day), and btw you should look into that Bernie Sanders guy who the news is still kinda talking about

Tbf the US has like 5 different unaffordable health insurance conglomerates while Cuba’s never had that freedom of choice

So what you’re basically saying is that real capitalism has never been tried, right

“The homeless people were on the streets making welfare fraud and I saw one of the welfare frauds and the welfare fraud looked at me.”

The former

Sorry abt that, I’m hoping our devs figure out how to restrain their sizes on other instances

Jfc i can already smell it

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR