What a busted pick Lance turned out to be. I hope he can find a second life on another team, but I also don’t find it very likely…

So it sounds like your dad is right?

Here’s the most recent one in my gallery.

My Ex used to work in Saks 5th Avenue, so I would often browse around while waiting for them. I once saw a short sleeve button up shirt on the clearance rack that I really liked. It was $175 after the discount. I never seriously shopped in there after that.

I like the theory that all of the crashed alien ships are from the aliens “B-Team” and the reason they keep crashing is because the actual good pilots are off doing actually important things and the ones we see are just bad at their jobs.

Home Improvement & Lego Star Wars (the new one). I would watch a Lego version of Home Improvement. You get to watch Tim burst into pieces and get hilarious injuries constantly while being fine literally seconds later! Neighbor Wilson could always have that popsicle stick fence prop he used for cast bows! I think it would be hilarious!

(For the record, I do not habitate with any children, and I am in my 30s.)