(that’s legitimately how I misread it at first [probably due to my cognitive issues/learning disabilities lol oops] and I couldn’t pass up the perfect opportunity to make a silly, self-deprecating joke. I hope that’s okay. I love this instance! 💖🤍💙)
Too few sluts in the pool, you say? That’s awful, let me help!
jumps into the pool
There we go, that should help you out. You’re welcome! 😋
I’m sure it also has a lot to do with the fact that she’s really good at keeping herself clean, too. It’s kind of impressive. She’s worlds better at it than plenty of cats I’ve taken care of. Especially kittens, lol.
But, I admit, I am extremely biased because I love and adore her more than anything, more than I could ever describe, and she’s the reason I haven’t offed myself yet, lol. So…Just a smidge biased, here…
I’ve never heard of someone else who experiences the same with their cat! My kitty is very snuggly and so she always smells like a combination of my and/or my mom’s lotion, perfume, body spray, or whatever. She smells lovely and it’s freaking adorable.
I mean, I’m used to holding my nose going into (or near/past) the bathroom anyway, since I have the misfortune of living with other people… people who are smelly savages… with horrible diets…who don’t clean up after themselves properly… Blech. At least kitties are cute and fun. It’d be worth it to me.
I’m wondering the same about that and about whatever the heck is called “Brotato!” Do you play as a potato? I’m intrigued
Just like people, some like them, some don’t! I usually let them thaw first, so I’m not sure if they’d like them still frozen. Maybe that was a factor?
There’s these two identical swans at the local park named Tom & Jerry that have been there for years. One of them loves peas and will gobble them straight from your hand (if they know and trust you,) but the other one will go to eat whatever you’re giving them from your hand, see/smell that it’s peas, and their head flies back and they violently shakes their head like “NOPE!” It’s hilarious! I love those goobers.
The Mick! I’m not good at explaining why shows are great, why people should watch them, or why they should have been more popular, unfortunately…but I had to link this anyway since I didn’t see it mentioned. It ended with a seriously heavy cliffhanger that comes out of nowhere and then…Fox cancelled the next season that the writers were told they would have. So it just kind of…ended. They did a shit job at properly advertising it and totally dicked it around. This show was way better than I thought it would be and I even tried to watch it and ended up abandoning it because it didn’t grab me, but I gave it another chance and stuck it out and I’m so glad I did. It deserved so much better.
Welp, sound like I’ve gotta watch Showgirls. It sounds right up my alley. Thanks for mentioning it! I’ve saved your comment so that hopefully my forgetful self actually remembers to watch it when I have time!
Hey! Remember to stop clearing hundreds of thousands of hectares of bush on your day off!
heartwarming
Yes, my heart is also suffering from the heat!
I fully agree with your comment, but the use of that word given the context tickled me…and then made me sad, lol.
The people trying to help you that you’re being so rude to are not the software you’re upset with. You shouldn’t be taking it out on others; especially not people being kind to you and just trying to help you. (Extra especially considering Beehaw’s whole thing is to ‘bee nice!’)
God fucking dammit. Those poor little creatures… They, and their families and fellow penguins, deserved so much better. All animals do.
Fuck. I can’t cope with this terrible, horrible shit. Humans are awful garbage. Those poor babies!
Your username makes me unreasonably happy! You’ve done a fantastic job coming up with that and choosing it as your username. Bravo, I say! That’s definitely the username of somebody living fast and getting fucked!
You’re a walnut half!
Thank you. I genuinely appreciate you and others who do this. ❤️
The photo is marked as NSFW. I’m guessing that’s why they’re asking that. I’m confused about it, too.
I love and appreciate you so damn much. 💕
Oooh, neat! I hadn’t heard of that. Thank you so much for sharing this! I look forward to trying it out. Exciting!!
Please tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!