Man you uni doesn’t sound chill

Steam irons heat faster too, you know, just in case you need to iron your fancy shirt in a hurry before you leave, not that that would ever happen to me or anything…

Btw do you have a big solar array or what is the inverter for?

Yes and in Europe houses generally have 400V too but not at ordinary wall outlets

Jump in a bog then

US health minister

Serious answer: The US gov is past using courts or caring what the laws says

I’m hoping my metal water bottle helps

Come to Germany. We don’t have pints or targets but you can sip on a half liter while strolling down the shopping streets

Probably because more people keep getting born with wisdom teeth to take out

*Wiener not weiner. ‘ie’ is pronounced ‘ee’ in german, and ‘ei’ is pronounced like ‘why’ without the w

Author is ESL

We call them flat/low jokes in german. You may announce: “Feet up! This one’s coming in low!”

5/1/5 ?

I prefer 27. Feb. 2013

Germany is currently paying out a little through the “sovereign tech fund”

https://www.sovereign.tech/tech

…don’t you see no weevil) Oh, burn in Hell! (don’t you lay no weevil, down on me) You’re gonna burn in Hell (speak no weevil, don’t you think no weevil) Oh, burn in hell! (don’t you lay with weevil, 'cause I’m free)

[Guitar solo]

*trillion parameter diffusion model

It had a news live stream playing (cycling between CNN, MSNBC, and ABC News)

Gov workers need this to know wether they still have a job or not

“Bob we just got laid off again”
“Ugh well early lunch break it is”
*during lunch* “Hey look I think we’re employed again for the afternoon”

The lube should be in a soap dispenser, just get a handful

Then move your ass over to a different instance. That’s the entire point of lemmy