Archer when the new Federation tells him he can’t hit on the hot alien chick until her species achieves warp flight.

When you roll a 10 for initiative and someone else rolls a 1 for perception… three times in a row.

“Now get the hell off my orchids!”

The real reason the Klingons made peace with Humans is because they found out it was the source of the mysterious candied gagh they kept finding on colony worlds.

And the hands of a surgeon.

This story was just what the doctor ordered. Thank you for posting this.

That tree has been assimilated by the Borg.

The Force will be with you, always.

An aside, Walter Koenig looks like a fucking badass in that picture.

That’s all I wanted to say.

…Canon in front of them contradicted and blundered.

A very dandy lion.

I always laughed at the size of the hull fragment they’re reattaching. Do pieces of the station randomly fall off?