Don’t forget the press release they can also make saying how nice they are for donating, too…

Please, please, please, let everyone using it have the area code 666…

Religion just makes all of that abuse easier by telling the victim they are “a sinner” before if even happens

To be fair, the word Christian in this sentence is not the one doing the heavy lifting.

Then again, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a poor, powerful Christian

Given that they’re not judged until after they die, aren’t they in this state anyway?

I don’t think there is anyone employed in any capacity today that is less competent than US politicians.

This reminds me of the time one the states tried to create legislation that the value of Pi was equal to 3…

Love this. For years, tax exempt Churches have been praising Donald Trump and his Christofascist cronies. Despite this being forbidden, no one does jack-shit.

And then a few ultra-rich musicians share that they are not 100% on board with Trump’s 2020’s remake of the movie Idiocracy and he’s calling for a “major investigation”?

Someone’s mommy really didn’t love him

Possibly, but that’s just a token fine nowadays. Or free if you make a political donation to then right party

Definitively sounds like the kind of thing an incel would say…

This likely should be Mangione’s new defence. He became aware of this illegal activity and was acting to protect shareholder value?

And by save him, I meant from the $10 fine they tend to hand out to corporations for this kind of multi-million dollar illegal activity.

To be fair, this kind of fraud probably did predate him, but chances are it also won’t save him

I have a feeling that’s how Douglas Adams may have described it

I just want to know how I can be opted out of being recognized. This has privacy nightmare written all over it

Is it wrong of me to refer to his a Pope ChuckNorris the First?

Love that color.

It was one of those things where your boss’s boss asks you to do something. No biggie

Sound like Hegseth was instructed by his boss’s boss to do it…

I’m a big fan of tits myself.

It’s just a good, solid English name to call an idiot.