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Well since you’re already there I’ll just hand you the swiffer….

(I’d post a pic but it is actually kinda dusty under there.)

Ok this was awesome. I wondered what I was doing wrong.

Are you in my house?

Ye Fish dicks.

I’m old school so an odometer should never do anything other than measure wheel rotations with a multiplier of circumference of the tire.

Maybe if you wanna get fancy have the multiplier occasionally recalibrated based on GPS but that’s it.

So what you’re implying is that someone goes around tasting various kinds puke and rating it??

I’m just gonna go ahead and lump all puke as the same and not bother with rankings, thank you. 😊

From Buzzfeed: 13 Types of Puke Ranked From “Barely a Burp” to “Call a Hazmat Team” - #7 Will Make You Gag!

Well I guess it depends on when you bought it. If it was off eBay recently to try this new open platform that would be way less moronic.

I’m an atheist and I thought this man was about as divine as they come.

I’d bet money it’s this.

Yggdrasil In the mid 90s.

I’ve meet Mensa members. Im not sure I wanna be in that group. Not all of them, but A LOT of them.

Here’s a hint. You’ve heard of gaydar right. It’s like a separate sense that some gay people claim they have in being able to detect if others are of a similar fashion? (Yes I understand this could viewed as insensitive but my old gay friends still use it and it’s to illustrate a point so bear with me). Well smart people have it too. Granted I’m not genius level or anything but I can tell when others are what I would consider highly intelligent or necessarily aren’t. Don’t get me wrong, less intelligent people can be interesting AF, but you can usually tell. I sure as shit don’t need a membership to a group I have to pay to join to prove it. If I feel the need to join Mensa to prove I’m intelligent, doesn’t that sorta defeat the purpose?

I absolutely adore my great great grand boss (that’s 4 levels above me… like vice provost level) but dang that email signature is like a page and a half…

I might be old school but I see nothing wrong with a little politeness, especially if it gets my foot in the door. But then again, I’m not going to continually kiss someone’s ass for what should be a mutually beneficial situation.

Holy shit!!! This was so perfect!!

Well shit… I don’t even think about that.

Yeah I agree. It’s really two flavors of the billionaire supporters and no real second party.

Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?

Ah so more market manipulation… got it. Jesus I hate this douchebag.