These comments are like a treasure trove.

I didn’t see anyone mention Kodi as an alternative to smart TVs. It’s better in every way than the Apple TV I won from a raffle at work. The best part is that my TV box is just a computer so I can use it to host other services too

It reminds me of my teacher from northern Wisconsin that would say words like “bag” and “flag” as “bayg” and “flayg”. She would say “back” and “flack” like you’d expect but for some reason “-ag” words got the different vowel

America has been strategically sitting on a couch eating strategic cheeseburgers for the past 50 years

Talk about a cold case, eh?

Before the election I applied for software jobs at the IRS hoping to work on this. This country blows.

That’s why it needs to be a collective effort from the community. If the whole neighborhood came out brandishing arms I bet cowardly ICE would leave without a shot being fired

You can tell Ernie had a supportive family growing up but Bert was forced live in the closet. I’m glad they found each other though.

Weirod son of Nimrod, first of his name, hunter of rabbits

CRANK THAT HOGG, BROTHER!

We talked about woodworking in our one on one meetings instead of my “career goals”

Due to anti-DEI policies the agency is now called All Land Management

This is the fart side shat

ME AND THE PACK CRANK OUR HOGS OVER THERE AFTER OUR WEEKLY BOARDGAME NIGHT

Saying we’re trying out a new process every sprint while doing the same thing we always have

First they came for me… Hey, wait that’s not how it’s supposed to go!

If you want go old school, you can say wereman and woman. English used to do this but the were- prefix fell out of use aside from werewolves and their werecousins

That’s the spirit!

Kindergarten was only a half day of class for me and I remember the despair when hearing 1st grade and onward was a full day. All that time and effort to become an adult that sits at a computer doing pointless bullshit

I love it

Gendered articles probably not but having “a” vs “the” removes the need for additional cases (eg. I/me/my). Latin and Russian don’t have articles but they have more cases which have different suffixes that have to be applied to all nouns. Usually simplifying one part of language makes another part more complex. English has a very simple case structure but the word order is much more strict