Yo isn’t it a bit ironic that the side who have repeatedly claimed comedy is banned, illegal, impossible, etc, are the ones responsible for, fuck my life, you know, cancelling fucking comedy?

(Every accusation is an admission)

The most important thing now is to prevent the worst outcome. Good luck gentlemen.

Aww fuck he’s coming back :-(

Congrats bro you made the screenshot this is 100 percent solid gold primetime dick scarryposting

Well Richard so I guess you could say I took creative liberties writing it that way but yeah

Sure just make sure the gangplank is wide enough to fit the clown shoes right otherwise you could fall off and lose your bag of silk handkerchiefs etc

Richard scarry is the fucking boss

Whoever is dick scarryposting please continue it’s improving my day x

Hey hey pineapple is officially a good pairing with cheese. Afaik the mozzarella foundation (??) recommends it specifically as a good flavour combination. No need to apologise bud.

Praise Be for the The Nugget is Risen, and He is held in bread and crumbs

Are they going to do it ?

Infinity percent No backsies runs away

I hear it’s pretty easy these days, you just gotta ask to join the group chat and then you’ll be in the loop and stuff. Just gotta remember to ask about new secret activities because they like to have a new group chat sometimes eg “hey are you guys planning any covert black ops atm be sweet if you could add me to the chat” and they’ll be like “sure are you still on the same number” and there you go

Lmao can’t fail to live up to hype if you never release the game

Yeah this is the headline to be honest. I kinda assumed he was too thick so maybe it was somebody else’s idea but whatever. Looks like that was the play afaict

Because the product is shit, obviously

Personally, I actually found it to have aged more like a fine Sauvignon Blanc - the subtle aroma to it, the nose, the fading, the recycled jpeg