And the family continued/continues to get into trouble without a (relative)whole lot of punishment. I don’t think they got into any serious trouble for fleeing to Mexico.

But if they are gay, then they should also be dead! Conservatives: Dead kids=gud 👍🏾 😊

Until they pass a law preventing the movement of people to other areas for healthcare because it’s too woke or something. We simply can’t have people getting liberal heart transplants, it’s against the freedom…of…the right to…bear freeze peach…I dunno

Deuteronomy 28:53-57, where you eat the flesh of your own children seems kinda indecent

Conservatism is about absolute control by any means necessary

AM I BEING DETAINED

Try moving to Texas, where they eliminated all rapes

We go together like chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep’s stomach!

I miss the times where their faces would occasionally twist around when talking.

Now paint my chicken coop!

Now do one where he has Three Stooges Syndrome, because that’s the only possible explanation for why he’s even still alive

I’m pretty sure they’ll just have someone jam their hand up his ass so they can control him like some kind of addled, desiccated muppet and prevent any more of these visible strokes

This reminded me of Principal Skinner’s “furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation”

I don’t understand. I thought every single Texan was armed, why do they not simply shoot the non-existent virus

uncomparably worse

…What?

Looks like his chit earned him a soiled wig!

All you needed was a title. I would have gone with “No banana and no banana make Homer…something something”