The proctologist delved too greedily and too deep

It’s not terrorism just because the victims are white.

They also need to be billionaires.

You can rip just the part that’s the movie. Most DVDs have the ads before the menu, so on the disk it’s a separate file. There are probably better alternatives, but I use a program called MakeMKV that lets you open a disk and only save the videos you’re interested in. IIRC there’s a free version that lets you rip DVDs and a paid version that also does BluRays (assuming you have an optical drive that can read them,of course). I bought it probably about a decade ago and was still able to recently activate a new copy using my old activation code.

It was a joke. I was referring to the fact that VW was literally created by Nazis before being resurrected after WWII.

Idk about the current CEO, but the first one for sure was

“I didn’t say it. I declared it.”

Nobody tell this guy about Operation Paperclip

But doctor, I am Pagliacci!

Yeah, but it took people a while to realize. He had good PR at first, but he managed to fuck that up with the submarine thing and it’s been downhill from there.

Funny thing is, 10 minutes sounds like hyperbole, but after they crossed the line that’s internationally recognized as the edge of space they only spent 3 minutes there before returning.

To say nothing of his successful career as a moisture farmer.

You may not like the format, that’s fine, but I would like to point out it was used correctly in this meme.

Yeah, I applaud the effort of people trying to improve themselves, but saying something you don’t approve of doesn’t count as vegan just sounds like gatekeeping.

Huh, didn’t know BMG has been around so long

Yeah, I’ve wondered what it’d be like if someone did one of those laugh track removal experiments, but re-edited to remove the quiet parts

“If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, I will kill you.”

–Costco founder Jim Sinegal to CEO Craig Jelinek

I second Chef John. He’s excellent at providing foolproof techniques for cooking.

But it’s specifically essential liberty for temporary security. We’re not talking about, say, giving up shooting rifles in the air for the safety of the surrounding area, we’re talking giving up, for example, basic privacy in return for making sure kids don’t accidentally see a tiddie.

Should be tagged NSFW (/s, just in case it wasn’t clear)

Oh! It’s a skirt.