Go to amazingribs.com and check out the bbq sauce recipes - a not-as-sweet honey mustard sounds like you’d dig Columbia Gold. Might dig Alabama White Sauce if you like mayo.

As far as things to go on them, you might try nopalitos instead of pickles.

Ah, one who was here in the beginning; one who knows the Old Ways

You WILL actually end up with a boring, white collar job, and you can make a lot more money a hell of a lot easier if you don’t get any tattoos from the neck up.

Also, you hate them but you’re really good with computers.

Slackware!!!

Weber grills and smokers.

I work from home, and my employer allows up to six weeks from a different country, per country, per year. In theiry, as long as I kept moving every six weeks I could travel constantly.

In reality I have three children, so I get to travel about once a year.

God this motherfucker has tungsten carbide balls. All the respect.