Most likely he played it off as rape fantasy role play or something? If he tells the police that what it was and he manages to get her to tell the same story and she drops the charges - there’s not much the police can do.

Ofc it’s bullshit but that’s my guess how it played out at least.

Always rated him

(never heard of him)

When ETH is inevitably let go in the future, he will go on and win the CL with Dortmund or something. Meanwhile, United will appoint the next manager to fail at getting this bunch of players to care for more than 45 minutes at the time.

Much harder to get distracted with a pen and paper. Main reason I use it.

What I don’t understand is - as said in The Athletic - nothing unexpected has happened. Are they really that out of touch (especially after the ESL backlash) with the rest of the world?

Oh come on, his girlfriend didn’t give him another chance. It’s either a financial situation where she realises she’s much better off financially if she “forgives” him or there’s too much pressure from people to not be the person who “ruined” Greenwood’s career.

Mason Greenwood is a monster, a horrible human being and thrash. He shouldn’t be anywhere near this club. Rich people shouldn’t be able to get away with this shit just because they are rich or good at kicking a ball.

Yesterday, I tried to think of ways I could accept Greenwood back into the team. Like what if he issued a public apology, donated all his wages to charities for preventing domestic violance, and committed himself to changing?

But even then I couldn’t get myself to think that I could cheer for him in the team. I don’t think he wants to change and I don’t think he can change. Any “change” or effort would just be a PR stunt.

Nah fuck him. I don’t want to watch him. I’ll skip matches when he’s in the squad.

Is it just money? Or why would Lavia and Caicedo choose the football dumpster fire project that is Chelsea over Liverpool?

Main negative for me is that we play utter shite after a decent transfer window with new joiners coming in relatively early (compared to last windows) and facing an opposition which should be in shambles (new manager 4 days ago, no relevant transfer activity). When the experts in the Swedish studio beforehand talked about how dull and uninspiring this Wolves squad looked, I just knew they would run all over United…

This worries me though because 1. we can’t expect Højlund to play 90 minutes every game and 2. we don’t even know what level he’ll be at. For all we know, he could be Weghorst but Danish

When the narrative is that Wolves is chaotic, they had no (relevant) transfer activity this summer, and their manager was appointed four days ago… you just know that they’re going to go out and want it so much more than Man United.

Why does it keep happening with this club? Why is it so common to see them go out on a pitch against a lesser opponent and just… not seem to want it?

Will miss his energy. He always gave 120% on the pitch.

Looks like Pavard is the most active thing atm? Even though it probably depends on Maguire leaving.

I think any more arrivals depend on outgoings.

Bet Bailly looked just like the surprised Pikachu meme when he was informed

High price for unproven talent feels like the theme of the football world right now

Gives up on beating the Shearer record though?

Personally, I don’t understand why he’d want the German league title which means as much as a Ligue 1 title when he instead could smash the goal record in the Premier League

Books on Google Play Books

I loved infinity for reddit. Did I miss a memo or something, I thought he decided to try to make the reddit client financially sustainable?

Yeah, Google+ was such a hit thanks to its lack of users