That just makes her more qualified!

— Plato

We already have multiple.

inb4 Russia: liberals will say that about any new party, too

Why tell an ally that they don’t exist?

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If she’s being moved against her will, then it’s safe to assume she’s being moved someplace worse.

That’s an act of war against South Africa.

Epstein didn’t kill himself

If they’re participating in direct action that hurts the world’s richest man, then I’d count them as leftist in that moment.

The correlation is weak and there’s no causation. If anyone reading this is depressed, please talk to someone! Feeling better won’t mean you’re dumber.

What does the fox say?

The good news: if we heard tomorrow that astronomers had discovered an exoplanet with life, it would now sound plausible.

This is like defending early flying machines with flapping wings.

ITT: “Everyone downvoting this hilarious meme must be really mad!”

Assuming you don’t just starve as a toddler.

Oh no not my lair! Whatever you do, don’t come in here!

If they actually matched up with the routes other people might take, I would do it. I’m always walking around downtown anyways, but I’m a relatively large poor-looking man so I never get hassled.

This is called the “Cantillon Effect”.

All cops are extramarital offspring because they’re sons of bitches and you can’t marry a dog.

I’m happy to see this happen. For the last couple months, I’ve been telling internet people that rational insurers will do this instead of spreading the cost to all drivers. Economics still works!

Everybody who was vandalizing should now redouble their efforts, because the cost is internalized to Tesla owners.

Try to land on a Tesla