If the party doesn’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

Crap, you’re right.

Better not vote for them and just accept having no abortion rights until a viable third party shows up.

It’s actually pretty fun when you play it back double speed, chipmunk style.

Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.

He creeped on Ivanova on B5, too. Jeff’s got a type.

“Close enough, fuck it.” — National motto of Ancient Greece

Ah, the superior siege utensil.

This sets the dangerous precedent that sedition is some kind of crime.

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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?

Like, imagine if we let a bunch of aliens set up shop on the moon and they decided to rename it ‘Backwater Rockball 31’.

This, but instead of biting, the cat would shove her head in your laughing mouth.

They’ve done it! They’ve defeated gayism!

Bike not listed.

I’m invincible!

This is dumb. I love it.

Now you and me battle for the supremacy of our respective generations on the fields of Usenet, to honour our ancestors.

“You can’t trust me to behave like an adult in a room with just one other person, but you can trust me with the power of the state.”

Most suspicious cat.

The zoomers were never on Twitter. Too busy with their Snappychats and Tikkytalks.

I just assume every image with four panels…