Great article, thanks for this.

Time to buy a fucking lottery ticket

One of the many reasons Oprah sucks.

Are you speaking of Brock Turner? The rapist Brock Turner? The Brock Turner that raped the young woman behind the dumpster?

Welcome to the resistance you partisan fucking hack.

Is it possible to get a non-paywalled article or a copypasta in the post?

Ol’ captain soft hands can barely carry that thing. I fucking hate Zuckerberg but I wish that the battle royale had happened between these two just to watch him choke out elon.

Kakistocracy

Dude don’t throw Betamax in there, that was a better product than the VHS. AI is just ass.

Ok first, this is a dope saying, second, are you old? Because this is shit old people say. Source: am old

Captain soft hands almost dropped that thing. It’s hilarious how weak he is for such an alpha