Perception check passed, grandma

Why does it have a little barrel of brandy around its neck

The scripts were a mystery to scholars until they were decoded in 1998, coincidentally the same year the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

If whoosh’d: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldilocks_and_the_Three_Bears

I’ve been listening to a podcast called The Breakup Theory (“conversations about collective liberation and ending things”). This connects really well

Speaking of crows, some writers I follow recently organized into a crow-themed collective. It makes me super happy!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/

Guess we’re not sharin’ bush after all

They forgot to ask the elk

It’s gotta bay may

Why am I reading this, I should be reading articles

The sycophancy of AI is so cringe. Why did they give it the personality of an American kindergarten teacher?

Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats

Hog juice can’t melt steel beams

My Octopus Teacher fucked me up. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean