How would Donnie react if they did take the plane… and then gave it the FULL work over? I’m talking fully disassembled on some hangar floor, not a single bolt holding two things together. Gotta check everything!

“Sure, Mister P, your plane will be ready for use in just a couple of years, maybe 2036.”

What happened to just running the PC on top of the motherboard box with the antistatic bag underneath? Kids these days need to pay for that? Old timer scoff

He still has no plan. This is somebody else’s plan, and they just whisper it into Grandpa’s ear and let the dementia do the rest.

He clearly doesn’t think those count. The trade “deficit” he whines about with Canada completely disappears when you factor in services US companies provide.

Wait, are you saying if they had more product, they could sell more product?

Sounds like voodoo economics to me!

I’ve seen plenty of those same “love Canada” Americans using the “it’s just a joke, bro” defense, though. So they still don’t get it.

If you believe their stories, God made Eve out of Adam. Eve was trans.

“Drink verification can to continue”

People are so good at driving in two dimensions, I think we should add a third.

Truss Social?

Switch to chewing gum. “We’re recycling!”

And yet, consider that some dumbass US border agent thinking the same thing and disappearing Mullinger into a gulag because of it isn’t the absurdity it should be.

Where the head of state has stated that even his own citizens aren’t safe.