Also, I want to see the video. Not the video with someone next to it making faces as they watch the video.

They don’t call it Charbucks for nothing

Can’t wait to hear their tomahawk chop chant 87 times a game.

I’m just there for the free games

You and I should settle down in a cottage built for twooooo…

If they make you wait too long, all bets are off.

My greatest hits:

Grind my teeth until they start ripping out

Shirtless at school and trying to escape

Trying to get somewhere but constantly detoured and delayed

We als have Captain D’s which is just like LJS

until an impeachment succeeds

I found a flaw in your theory

I hope they wouldn’t hide explosives on it. I’d be heartbroken if that used plane exploded with Trump and his cabinet, friends, and family were on it.

Scream Guy seems a little out of place

The book burners are always the good guys, right?

It’s Jimmy Patterson!

All of the children were cheering for me, chanting my name, showering my beloved vehicle with praise! But then, disaster struck and they turned on me like Judas!

I’m Gingham Cornell and welcome to Dogs and Cats: Living Together!

Isn’t that every month down there?

“Football field-sized flying saucers hiding in clouds.” Yeah, I saw that movie too.

lol the article is paywalled

They are usually Mercedes vehicles

Where’s the wood paneling?