I’ll leave you with these 4 words / I’m glad Reagan dead.

Sorry dude, still kinda hate it.

I remember playing Jedi Knight on the Internet Gaming Zone

My back hurts

Ah, the good ol’ days.

Depends on your technique I suppose. I’m a continental guy so I tend to drift

What’s your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it’s perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don’t need anything too complex

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.

Let them. Let republicans sue and drive the youth vote away further, let loan servicers emphasize how fucking ghoulish they actually are. Let it fuel actual legislation to change this shit.

Jacking off?

Weird, I’ve had some IKEA dressers and bookshelves for a decade that have been completely fine.

Oh shit, thank you

When I took paxlovid the world tasted like malort for a week. It was awful.

We couldn’t have done it without you

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you

Good show

Yeah? Let’s see your coprolite buddy

No one has lived or will ever live a better life

They’re trying to hint that if you had a better tractor, you’d be getting more action

So then it isn’t coming.

What a bootlicking little bitch your coworker is.