The president also has unchecked pardon power. He’s already shown he’s willing to use it to pardon people who tried to overthrow the government for him.

Damn, you know you fucked up when we have to start breaking up mooches and trusses into smaller units.

As far as vandalism goes, this is about as polite as you can get. It’s not even spray painted, just taped on.

Throat GOAT Nancy Reagan was a hot blond bimbo?

This just made me think… people always complain about missing out on a future that promised them flying cars. Turns out that we have flying cars now. We just call them “helicopters” and it turns out they’re hard as fuck to operate.

and wave back

Lol my wife and I were joking about that a couple days ago. Reminded us of this old commercial.

https://youtu.be/F_Bny5xqLRQ

What are your opinions on e-bikes? My wife and I bought them last summer to get more exercise, and I’ve been shocked to see a backlash against them from cyclers (e.g. there’s another comment above saying anything with a motor isn’t a bike).

In my mind, having an e-bike is no different than getting something like a carbon fiber frame. If it makes your biking experience more enjoyable, then great.

The report says that 153 people died in custody after being arrested under Bukele’s year-long crusade against gangs, including 47 this year, according to the new investigation.

Would be hilarious if Hollywood moved away from chess to show someone being smart and instead showed them yelling at teammates in League of Legends.

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Back in my day we used our phone plan money to pay for google play purchases / hand jobs.

Oh mom…

Right, that’s what I’m saying. Presenting the data that way makes no sense. Show two mutually exclusive groups so we can see the differences. They’re showing A vs A+B. Just give us A vs B.

It bugs me that this is labeled “All Americans” and “Republicans”. Should be “Republicans” and “everyone else that’s not a moron”.

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lol how in the hell did they let that through?

At this point, you should respond and ask for sworn testimony from the person who wrote the ticket.

Moran*

Dude shit his pants. People were like “stop shitting your pants, you moron”. Dude wiped some of the shit out of his pants using his hand. Now his pants still smell like shit and he has shit all over his hands.

Fox News is like "great job not shitting your pants, Mr. President, you goddamn genius!”

Aw man, that’s rough. He killed a camera-person who recently complained they didn’t feel safe flying with the pilot.

Only days before the crash, Pierce, 34, had told friends he was uncomfortable flying with Rivero, 42, because of his stunts

How does that differ from death sentence?

It’s way more fun, for starters.

“awww shiiiiitttt I’m about to be punched in the face”

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“Ouch!”