You are a poet.

🧘

He who walks in the eightfold noble path with unswerving determination is sure to reach Nirvana

~Gautama Buddha

Look who’s talking! 🤣

You should too before you experience the following symptoms…

• loss of vision
• hairy palms
• extreme assymetry of the arms

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I think you nailed it with “addiction”.

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Demeter, I don’t know if you were something we could sink our teeth into but, rats!, the sun’s coming up and you need to sail on. La revedere…

Well, it’s kinda a drag (race) but it’s time to wave the checkered flag on this Megapost! VROOM VROOOOOOOM!!!

Jesus. This trope is so tired. Are you gonna start with Yoko breaking up the Beatles too?

Sofia stepped into the role because her father asked her to after originally-cast Winona Ryder dropped out for mental health reasons.^[1]

Feel better now?

Your pal,
@[email protected]

You got any stats to back that up, amigo? 🤔

@realcaseyrollins@everywhere, I love you ❤️ but please watch these duplicate posts. Thank you! 👑🐀

Please delete this duplicate post. Please be careful in the future: this is your second duplicate post today (AFAIK)

[email protected].

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At this time, no.

I do suggest though that you kids put down your phones and go outside to play. It’s a beautiful day outside! 🌅

Hey, now. See here! Nice to hear you see!

Cameriere! Un’altro giro do spritz, per cortesia!

Why not Three Wills and A Willis? He wouldn’t…have…even…kn…no, never mind.

Poor Bruce. 😢

I love you. ❤💩 🐶

MEG 2, time to cut line. It was real.

LMAO YET ANOTHER REDDIT ESCAPEE SAYS BAD WORDS THINKING THEY’RE FUNNY!!!

Oh, Roganized TMNTs & Co., it’s time to return to the sewers. Time to unpin you but it’s been a gas! Ciao!

Thanks. Looks like your posts from narwhal.city work! 😅