If you don’t mind the magical thinking monotheism and 1930s pseudoscience and sexism that must never be changed, then it may work for you. Plus its success rate is a non-negative number. What’s not to like??

I would say just wait. This is the not the SCOTUS you want making religion decisions that will outlive us both.

This part is a slippery slope that I don’t have a pithy hot take for. I wish I did.

I mean, do I really want to wait from 1776 or 1791 until 2013¹ for the state to mandate that all marriage license-issuing court clerks be required to issue marriage licenses to any unmarried pair of adults, even if the pair was assigned the same gender at birth?

Lots of Americans still resent that those clerks are funded by their tax dollars.

1. marriage between those without matching birth-certificate sex was the only legal marriage in the United States during this period

Jonathan Swift appears to have authored its first incantation in 1721:

Reasoning will never make a Man correct an ill Opinion, which by Reasoning he never acquired

More slaves alive today than at any other time in history, in fact.

And it’s been illegal worldwide since only 1981 (Mauritania), where it was essentially a misdemeanor until 2007.

Unfortunately, no one believes they are wealthy. Some believe they are comfortable. All believe they could have more.

They would not.

Lots of people whose parents are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (which had a shorter nickname until 2018, but even a church that self-identifies as the Universe’s one true church should not be deadnamed after transitioning) teach their children to:

1. go proselytize, door-to-door, for two years after high school, during which, they must
2. spend all that time being never alone, with a person of the same sex as they were assigned at birth, and they must
3. never masturbate, and then
4. come home and go [back] to BYU, but also
5. begin having children with a spouse as soon as possible, all the while,
6. being at the age of their highest libido ever and surrounded by people, each in their physical prime, and then most importantly, they must
7. not discover, realize, or admit they might not be straight. It is forbidden. Like fruit of the tree of knowledge. For to do so would mean they must never ever have sex, or alternatively, that they must marry a person to whom they are not attracted, and then be encouraged to procreate with that person anyway.

THIS IS WHAT MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS ARE ACTUALLY TOLD TO BELIEVE

Sounds kinda romantic. Please verify you’re not into it first. And then: let’s do this.

Spilling seed on the ground is a sin. I mean, _cum on. I mean, come on. And cum in.

As long as it’s not romantic. Meet me in the showers, Elder.

I waited until an emergency before I finally realized I needed a license. Do everyone, including future-you, a favor by not waiting.

And I had the same fears, but driving is remarkably similar to other skills: you get better through practice.

Sucking fat cock is an asset

Those who know seem unimpressed

Blocking a community is easy, especially from Voyager!

But trying to block that x-dot-com guy

• whose fortune was built upon his father’s apartheid-era South African emerald mine, and
• who’s an authoritarian apologist on the other end of the political spectrum, and
• who deadnames his daughter, who herself has excised her life and last name from his, and
• who appears in almost every fucking community

is, alas, not yet easy in the Fediverse.

It is a happy coincidence that the evening before the 1970s began, at 4pm Pacific, they decided to invent UNIX.

Someone get this apostate a copy of the Gospel of Siddhartha

It was such an easy enjoyable read. I’m glad I had the opportunity to breeze through it without seeing the red flags and before hearing about its criticisms.

Sentencing judges hate this one weird trick

Asking seriously, respectfully, and curiously because you’re so upvoted. Is “can I [not] use your bathroom [behind two closed doors, even though I already have access to another bathroom]?” a show of some signs of autism?

Quarter and quarter just to be on the safe side