Brenda?

Oh good call! I’ve got a bunch of credits saved up! Thanks for the nostalgia nudge!!

Oh wow. I totally forgot about the Myth series! Time to go digging through old books!

Twist: it’s actually been there for 6 years and long since perished lol

I threw an apple core under a school bus.

I had just finished my apple at the bus stop and decided to toss the core before boarding. A woman at the bus stop told the driver I violently threw a rock under the bus. By the time I made it to school, it somehow had become glass through her calling the school.

Never did learn why that woman had such a bad day.

You know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! Over there? That’s just a guy in a suit!!

[Republicans] say US will set new tariff rates for countries, skirting negotiations.

Don’t forget it’s a whole party. Never forget and never let anyone else when he inevitably is gone. We need to stay on point.

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Yep. While other reasons are valid as the article mentions, review bombs only come from butthurt incels who don’t want to see women and poc be successful while they bemoan their pathetic lives while feverishly wanking it to crypto trends.

It is for the glory of ALL memes. May the Eyes of Gowron smile upon us all.

Also. Time loop ban coming in 3….2….

Hard to run 6’ down

Someone just do it already…

But yeah. Fuck Google

Well first you need to find a willing partner. Doing this can be scary, but there are a lot of folks who are into it and we should never kink shame.

Next. Be gentle! Getting one’s anus able to be stretched so large is a huge under taking (get it? UNDER taking?). Always start with a finger and SLOWLY work your way up based on your partner’s direction.

Hygiene. Gloves are your friend. In most cases you can buy gloves that go up to the elbow at your local farming supply store. Also your partner should be encouraged to do a full bowel irrigation. Unless that’s what you’re into. Again no kink shaming here!

Finally LOTS of lube. There’s no such thing as too much lube in this case. Be generous and use often.

With these tips you should be able to master at fis-…. Shit. Well this is embarrassing. Yet I’ve come too far.

Hey! JD Vance!

lol right? There’s only one way this was discovered. Source: My cat and my pooping habits.

I’ve literally always described my job as babysitting

lol good. Either we all have access to gender affirming healthcare or the rich can burn

Maybe in a hate fuck kinda way…