*Doubt

He’s a governor from Illinois. Be neither disappointed nor surprised should he find himself in prison. They’ve got an impressive track record for picking future felons.

…“fairy”?

Technically RFK can’t lose; if a shitload of kids die from preventable illness in the next decade versus the last, then ostensibly there will be fewer cases of autism too. WINNING

Because I wanted a thing that isn’t my phone. All it does is play music. No apps, no games, no YouTube, no socials. Nothing but music. And it’s pretty nice.

Mostly? Where is there a Democrat proposing book bans??

He has a right to a timely trial, just not too timely, ok?

Universal Soldier?

I’m out of the loop on this, do people have a problem with squarespace?

I use SpaceSniffer for Windows but it uses the rectangular view not the pie. I do like the pie.

Your head went to arson?! Dude you gotta relax. I went for safety violations and pee bottles myself.

Terrorism against retailers lolwtf.

If I worked at a warehouse and saw a drone flying around, 100% my first thought would be oh that’s corporate trying to find shrink. And if anyone told me it was actually a journalist trying to find dirt in the company, my next thought would be they’re lying and it’s really corporate trying to find shrink.